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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowman

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Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowman

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  • TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The guy’s page is full of trolling and rage bait. It’s not serious

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      It still appeared serious enough to be upvoted by 700 people. I guess this speaks more on how the sanity of linkedin users is perceived than it speaks on the validity of the situation. And yeh, linkedin users are a bit fucked in the head.

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        I mean, it’s the internet, it’s like a 70/30 chance of it being someone who’s really that entitled and stupid or just being troll bullshit

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          We do not know, and therefore should abstain from deducing fallacies out of air. I only commented on what was actually observable and relatable.

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    Engagement bait.

    I went and checked Facebook for notifications the other day and saw this exact post.

    This is all over the place: Posts by people who are confidently wrong in some obvious way, just begging for some smart internet person to come set them straight and get their wimpy dopamine hit.

    It is really enlightening, in a depressing way, to scroll mainstream social media like that and see the level of enshittification that people are conditioned to accept and keep scrolling through. It is so much worse than even ad-driven legacy media like live TV.

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      Problem is, we cant stop this.

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        Yep. It works.

        It caught my attention before I decided to ignore it, and even some of the early replies in these comments correctly pointing out the stupidity of the driver’s ways have hundreds of upvotes, which is a lot for Lemmy!

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        I don’t like it one bit. But please do have my upvote because you are sadly spot on.

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    Reminds me of that dude that fashioned a concrete reinforced steel mailbox pole and got sued after paralysing a dude that hit it.

    https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/homeowner-who-fortified-his-mailbox-after-repeated-vandalism-is-sued-by-driver-who-was-left-paralyzed-after-crashing-into-it.4580112/

    Homeowner won though.

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      Reminder that the word “homeowner” is the only English word with the word “meow” in it (except for all the different derivations of “meow” like “meowing” etc of course).

      Good luck not reading homeowner as ho-meow-ner from now on

      • funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip
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        Thanks I didnt know but will spread this message IRL

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          The world needs to know

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Wtf is that article? The first 6 paragraphs literally keep repeating the same info???

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        Sorry, maybe you’ll like one of these better.

        https://www.matassinilaw.com/fortified-mailbox-results-in-personal-injury-lawsuit/

        https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/driver-injured-in-collision-with-fortified-mailbox-cant-sue-owners-top-ohio-court-says

        https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-huron/fortified-mailbox-owners-in-huron-county-not-liable-in-paralyzing-2016-crash

        https://www.supremecourt.ohio.gov/rod/docs/pdf/0/2021/2021-Ohio-4113.pdf

        https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/appeals-court-hears-case-of-man-paralyzed-from-crash-with-reinforced-mailbox/

        https://www.courtnewsohio.gov/cases/2021/SCO/previews/0615-16/0615-16.asp

        https://www.courtnewsohio.gov/cases/2021/SCO/1124/201057.asp

        https://www.facebook.com/NYDailyNews/posts/a-driver-who-was-paralyzed-after-plowing-into-the-fortified-mailbox-of-an-ohio-h/1015

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0qa3L_oTQ

        https://www.facebook.com/News5Cleveland/videos/driver-sues-huron-co-homeowner-after-fortified-mailbox-causes-truck-to-flip-oh-s/

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Cannot access the first one but these are much better

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            https://archive.is/wip/Nfxsv

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      Cletus Snay was driving to work in December 2016 when his Ford pick-up truck crashed into Matthew Burr’s mailbox after losing traction on black ice.

      What a very American sentence.

      • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website
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        Do other nations not have ice or work in December?

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          The “Cletus driving a pickup into a mailbox part.”

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            Agree on the first two, but dumbasses/drunks hitting shit is a global tradition

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              I thought roadside mailboxes were mostly an American thing. No? All the places I’ve lived in Europe had them at the door or in a common area like a lobby.

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                That just means you have never lived rurally

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                  Correct, my friend.

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    This is actually very funny tho

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    I’m mad because a child’s creation caused damage to my newly bought, overpriced 2026 Redneck Sports Car™ and I’m going to resort to litigation! /s

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      The defendant has been found guilty. The plaintiff is awarded $4.37 to be paid directly from the defendants allowance over the course of the next year.

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    A) I don’t believe this is real.

    B) Back in the ‘70s, there was an article in National Lampoon where a guy liked to put a cinder block in a paper bag and watch people swerve to hit it.

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    FAFO

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    Something similar happened several years ago with a tree stump base:

    https://youtu.be/2fxGC_VM6yE

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    i thought something was up. a snow man made of the fluffiest powder would absolutely totall my car. ain’t no way i would just hit snow men

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I wanna see the zoom video of that court hearing. I don’t think a judge is gonna be on your side, buddy.

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    He’s wrong though, this is objectively funny. I would love to hear the conversation with insurance, bet that’s funny too.

    • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “So you intentionally drove off the road to hit a snowman that was, unknown to you, filled with bricks?” “Yes” “Okay, were there children present near this snowman?” “Uhhhhhhh, no” “Okay, you do see how stupid this was, right?” “Uhh no” “Okay, well your claim is denied for reckless driving, to start”

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    deleted by creator

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    If you plow through a snowman with your car, you’re an asshole. If you do it with your brand new sports car, you’re a stupid asshole.

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      I’d have thought a snowman would do a fair bit of damage to a car anyway.

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        You could just use water to make the surfaces hard ice and it might be enough to hurt a front bumper.

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      Sometimes kids do it as a prank in the middle of the road

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      Let me add one more: he’s done this several times already which is the reason the kids added bricks in the first place.

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        Where are these snowmen situated?

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        To make it worse, if they set a boobytrap on purpose that’s illegal ( in in the US) and the kids could be liable.

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          the blocks were just there for support so the snowman stands better.

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            Yes

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          Putting a brick in a snowman is not a booby trap lmao.

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            Depends on intent but yeah

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        Its like a honeypot for assholes.

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        Reminds me of my grandfather, these kids kept knocking his mailbox down with baseball bats. After the second time it was hit, he put up a new one filled with concrete. The very next morning there was half a wooden baseball bat on the ground and a dent in the mailbox. They never did it again.

        • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          there was a CSI episode about this

        • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’ve heard basically the same story before from a local incident, but with the added bonus of the other side: they used a metal bat and the kid dislocated his arm and was almost pulled right out of the car.

    • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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      Same type of person would drive through a pile of leaves not thinking if there were kids in it.

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        I don’t agree with driving into snowmen, especially if they’re not in the street.

        Sometimes you can’t avoid leaf piles tho.

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          Many kids play in leaf piles, even in the street.

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      Even if it was just a snowman, that would damage your pretty car.

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        This was my thought, you don’t need cinder blocks in the way. Ice is hard and heavy, that shits gonna fuck up pretty much anything but a bulldozer or tank.

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          Knew a guy who tried to drive through a snowdrift, totalled his car due to the ice buried in the snow

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    Even in case of a “usual” snowman, you can easily crack plastic bodyparts or dent metal ones. This is not GTA, where you just have to remember which items are breakable and which are not

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      A large pile of uncumpressed snow can fuck up a car. Compressed snow used to make a snow man? Yeah you’re smashing into basically a wall of ice.

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        Uncumpressed

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          I wanna be Cumpressed uwu

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            I’m sure you do

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            There’s a website you can order a cum press.

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      I’m honestly wondering if he made up the cinder block to try and make this someone else’s fault.

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        or he had buyers remorse and tried to get it totaled, by saying it was blaming someone else. because he was stupid enough to buy an expensive car.

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        Good point. Hitting cinder blocks would probably leave scratches on the bumper, no? I don’t see any scratches in the photo.

        Looking at that bumper, it really looks like the work of something soft but heavy.

        Also notably absent: a picture of the cinder blocks.

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          Come to think of it, has anyone seen that guy and a cinder block in the same room together?

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        I can confirm that hitting large objects can sound like hitting straight concrete or cement. I hit a black bear one night when I was going about 70mph on the freeway. Would have sworn some truck lost a load of cinder blocks or something. There was at least one fur tuft on my car.

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          Oh no, was the bear okay? Tell me you saw him scamper off!

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            They took the body to central park (or whatever weird thing RFK did)

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              Look, I TOLD you what to tell me!

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                Its ok it scampered off! -source: I was the bear

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            It went to live at a farm upstate.

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            Fun fact if you hit a living animal in the road it would only be covered under comprehensive insurance. If you hit something like a bear, just to use a completely random animal, because that bear had already been hit by another car (possibly as little as mere minutes before), then it’s covered under collision insurance. Ask me how I know.

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              When you say “it,” do you mean repairs to the car or to the animal? Like, if I hit a dog, I’m certainly going to get it to a vet if I can, (although the owner would probably rather take it themselves than trust my driving) is my insurance going to pick up the vet bill?

              Oh wait, we’d want more help to the dog than “slap a coat of paint on it.” I better just get out my credit card.

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                Not sure how a dog would be handled. Pretty sure it would fall under property, but might have some extra legalese around it. The it I was referring to in this case was the car. The bear was very unlikely to survive, but it did in fact scamper off. If you recall I said it sounded like I hit a bunch of cinder blocks. Well I got out and went back to try to see if the other driver was alright. Never saw anything in the road. The state troopers didn’t see anything either. The first driver that hit it said it must have been about a 500lb black bear.

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      Yeah I involuntarily hit a small boulder of snow on the road and it cracked the plastic of my front bumper

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    Don’t be an ass trying to wreck some kid’s fun. Could just as well do the same if it melted and refroze a bit to turn it to ice. FAFO

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      Really. Just a small chunk of ice off a passing car or truck can do some serious damage. A whole ice/snowman? Might as well hit a tree.

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        So kids, use blocks of ice inside the snowman to reinforce everything. Ice can reasonably be expected inside of snow.

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          “But your Honor, there was ice in the snowman!”

          Judge: “…”

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            “Frozen water within frozen water? How unexpected.”

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      FAFO

      This. I hope whichever neighborhood group he posted this to told him in no uncertain terms.

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        Believe it or not if they did it on purpose to cause injury or damage, that’s illegal.

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