Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.

In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.

I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

7-13; the day Jim Davis had a stroke.

That tree had a name.

You mean to tell me I could have been strutting down the street after dark dressed like an angler fish this whole time??

This bathroom was designed by The Sims.

Amity is the one to blame in all of these situations, but Luz is the one who feels bad about them.

I prefer to use the term “slightly less morally reprehensible.”

What a smooth operator.

”…Startin’ a hurricane, releasin’ pain!”

This is why people hang out on the stoop.

Worf: “Get away from me, witch!”

Alexander: “I’m not witch, I’m your son!”

“EARTH!”

“FIRE!”

“WIND!”

“WATER!”

“MCDONALD’S!”

Dukat, trying to marry Winn in time to overthrow Bajor: “GET ON WITH IT!”

This is almost as good as:

One Took to teamkill them all.

Except now it’s a real rack of ribs.

Hey, that’s Malaysia. I used to walk around Selemat Datang. I probably went to that store while it was still open.

Before the modern web, before Wikipedia, before pocket computers, Encarta was the shit!

Replicator phaser: “Where are you?”