They got back into power by exploiting the system as usual, not from a single event that happened 4 years prior.

They attempted it. It failed.

Yeah, nobody has ever said thank you when I’ve done it, nor did I expect them to.

“Look, uh, about the Ribwich: there aren’t going to be any more. The animal we made them from is now extinct.”

“The pig? The cow?”

“You’re way off–think smaller, think more legs.”

I wish my monsters were still like that as an adult rather than being existential dread!

Also, do you have any idea how big America is?

This is what gets me when I see posts wondering why Americans haven’t marched to Washington and overthrown the government. If I lived on the coast of Portugal, Washington DC would be roughly as far away as Moscow is to there.

That was very American of them.

Gotta say, it’d be pretty cool to know that my skeleton got posed and put on display like this!

I read that years ago but had forgotten about it. Funny how as a kid we were confident that the covers would mysteriously repel any and all monsters from getting you.

I would say being terrible at using smartphones, but most boomers are probably better at it than me. I’m much better with desktop computers.

Je Sushonk Redemption

Also, it’s Microsoft. Of course they fucking suck.

“Corrupt politician says politicians should be allowed to be corrupt.”

We’re we!

Here fuck!

We’re shit!

QUEER UP!

Queer up for your right!

I’m 26 not the 38 I stated in my profile

What a weird age to lie about!

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