• HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    15 days ago

    Brian represents that group of people that just say, “No it’s not!”, with authority. I forgot what they call themselves.

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      15 days ago

      The call themselves right. But not in the sense that they’re aligned with that political ideology. They just think they’re the only correct ones and everyone… else… is… (…wait a second…).

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        Not coincidental, they both stem from the directional description “right”.

        In Old English riht meant both straight and not left. That’s why “go right ahead” and “go straight ahead” are synonymous even tho that sense has been largely lost.

        “Right” then got the sense of proper/correct, likely because right-handedness is more common and thus the right hand was associated with being the “correct” hand. This is why you are “dextrous”, from Latin dexter meaning directionally right.

        The political “right” as in conservative also comes from the direction right because in the French National Assembly after the 1789 revolution, the conservatives sat on the right while the progressives were seated on the left.

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      15 days ago

      Merriam-Webster is literally the dictionary, and Brian is trying to correct them on what is and is not a word.

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            Huh…what they actually write in the response in no way suggests that to me, it’s just completely nonsensical like they started typing the response but accidentally hit send too soon and just didn’t bother fixing it.

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              15 days ago

              Well, then you learned something new today. Be glad and enjoy your enlightenment 🤗

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              15 days ago

              Mom: Ok, let’s get in the car, time to go.

              Child named Brian: But there is no car.

              Mom: Brian!

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                15 days ago

                You’ve excellently demonstrated how different contexts makes different things work…you scenario has no similarities to the image

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                  15 days ago

                  I think you were correct in your top comment

                  It’s a joke. You don’t get it.

                  That’s okay

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                  You can’t act like a precise robot that is always right and also beep your red sirens when other people are seeing humor that you don’t see. If you’re being a robot then chances are you are wrong about the jokes.

                  In this case the juxtaposition of the natural in-person way of speaking and the unnatural asynchronous text chat if twitter is the source of the humor. When you say that the two scenarios are not similar, that is part of the engine that drives the joke and makes it funny. It’s as if you see shutting everyone down for misunderstanding that it was not a sports bar but in fact a metal pipe that the two men walked into when the one man ducked.

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                  I am merely intending to show how ‘just saying someone’s name’ can be taken as a reprimand/mild reproach. Which is what is happening in the original image.

                  At this point so many people have explained this that I feel you might be willfully ignorant. Cut it out.

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              15 days ago

              Mate, I felt the same way. Made no sense to me. Give me an “…” or something.

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              15 days ago

              Given the period, there is an unwritten sigh at the beginning. With maybe a presumed pointing at their name that Brian either missed, or doesn’t know.

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          Their response is “Brian…”. Like “let me hold your hand whole I say this”

          It looks weird because they tagged him first

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        Although it is an American dictionary, so it’s only going to be correct some of the time.

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        Like I already wrote in a different reply, that part I get, it’s the Merriam Webster response that doesn’t make sense to me.

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          So you’ve learned today that you can just say someone’s name as an equivalent to an exasperated "bro… "

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          I feel bad you’re getting down voted, because I was thinking the same thing. If the reply was just “Brian.” I suppose it would have made more sense to me. But since they tagged his full name first, it was throwing me off.

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            The difference is you’re acknowledging it now that you get it. Other person is just being deliberately obtuse. The downvotes are entirely appropriate.

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              15 days ago

              It’s a bit refreshing to see a red arrow, tho. Gotten bored of blue.

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    In what was almost certainly a precedented move, Brian was wrong.

    And so is my spell-checker.

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    people don’t understand how lexicons work. imagine thinking the dictionary gets to decide what is and isn’t a word… go blork yourselves

    edit: just so we’re clear, im not saying brian is right, i’m saying this shit isnt fucking funny, because its humor relies on the dictionary being an authority. it’s just someone saying “brian” and its funny because they’re webster? who the fuck cares, let brian be a tweaker. wasted a minute of my life by posting this and now 7 minutes with these dumbass replies