The cadence is all off, the voice doesn’t pause at the right time, and the tone doesn’t change.

Definitely a robot voice.

I’ve used firearms before, including doing smallbore shooting, it can be a lot of fun.

But they’re also a massive responsibility, and I don’t plan to actually own one.

Phobias are, by definition, irrational.

There’s a time and place for that sort of humour, and that wasn’t it.

Sorry, but no. There are just too many things that can go wrong with a cell phone, they shouldn’t be the sole source of vital information.

92% of their population lives in either California, Texas, or NYC, if you do the maths.

I’m sure Epstein provided this guy with little girls. When that comes out, who knows.

Road deaths are typically viewed as a risk we take while going about our day, while firearm deaths are either an intentional act, or someone doing something very stupid.

How many people drive a car daily in this area?

That’s a nice Pepe

6/10 is a very high score considering that review.

$15 minimum wage, required paid sick leave, and legal abortion,

The fact this isn’t a centrist position shows how cooked the US is.

I never saw what happened on Reddit, but if you say her materiel is bad, everyone absolutely loses their shit.

The userbase here has a weird sense of humour.

And a willingness to defend Queen Pizzacake to the death, for some reason.

Are you suggesting the post in Lemmy shitpost might be a joke?

Fuck that’s brilliant.

This is one of the downsides to Lemmy, you’re expected to understand what the hell an instance is before you even use the platform.

I wonder if they played with the algorithm to get their own music played more?

I mean, there’s nothing wrong with improving yourself for the sake of improving yourself.