Make sure their mom doesn’t have a ring first, if you would, champ.

Nice job talking about corn smut and leaving out the only part we all came for (or will soon):

Hear me out:

But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.

It means you should definitely try! And make a documentary.

It can be both simultaneously with the right enunciation/emphasis.

He ran out of paint and needed to re-dip.

But…ohhhh…

I’ve never seen a court sketch styled like a graphic novel. Epic.

Personally, I’ve started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀

I don’t know if they degraded over time, but I unsubscribed from SmarterEveryDay because 1.) he kept trying to slip religious BS into videos and then I couldn’t unsee his whole generic youth pastor schtick, 2.) he kept posting weird Physics Girl health update stuff. It just lost me. Not for me. I feel like the glory days of vsauce are also well behind us.

He creeps me out. Some uncanny valley thing, like maybe plastic surgery?

$10 says they’re making it out to be a bigger deal than it is. Just find a video on YouTube and DIY it.

I wasn’t. :(

Was her navel everything I imagined?

Oh, snap, 6-7…0.

And don’t ever mention the Romani, hoo boy.

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

Help I’m being gaslit.