Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
Good, we need something to pound those nails.
Which girl would Jesus rape?
Apparently if he’s like a lot of the religious nut jobs, any underage ones.
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Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
Trump: A malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Christian God: A malignant narcissiat sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
You can see where they got confused.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
Plus we can say MERRY CHRISTMAS again, everyone!
No one said that under Obama and Biden, if you remember. In fact, I remember it being explicitly forbidden, with lots of liberal tattletales just waiting to take down names and report xtians to the authorities so that they could be stripped of all their assets and thrown into prison, just for acknowledging the baby Jesus!
It was very dark times for xtians. You have no idea the cross they bore, living as xtians in Murica under the Democrat (sic) Party!
Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
Felt cute, might crucify a president later.
The beatification of Trump shouldn’t come as a surprise. During his four years in the Liberal Wilderness (you have to start building the mythology), there was a concerted effort to transform him into a Christian Prophet, which the media almost entirely ignored.
During the Biden years, Traitor General Michael Flynn organized a traveling road show of conservative/ evangelical speakers, called the ReAwaken America Tour, which I thought was a bizarre title, since that would make America “Woke,” right? Anyway, I digress.
This tour featured speakers extolling the virtues of MAGA and White Christian Nationalism, with the common thread establishing Trump’s religious plausibility. All of the MAGA All-Stars appeared at one time or another, but his daughter-in-law Lara, who he wasn’t particularly fond of, was a regular. Her standard speech claimed that she was in direct daily contact with God himself, and he had explicitly told her that Trump was his chosen emissary to lead America into its White Christian Nationalist Future. She claims that God TOLD her that Trump was his personally anointed prophet, like Jesus himself.
If you’re wondering what Trump thought about that, he later rewarded her with the co-chair of the RNC.
They basically were trying to establish him as a credible religious figure, the way the Apprentice established the myth of him being as a successful businessman. That was their post-Presidential plan, and if he hadn’t won the presidency again, Plan B was creating a religion, and it looks like they’re starting to dust off that plan again, in case he is forced to leave office in 2028.
The pivot to religion makes perfect sense. A political position can beg for money, but it is heavily regulated. A religion can beg for money from anyone, with no limits on amounts, sources, etc. Not only can they take whatever they want, from anyone they wanted, from anywhere they want, it’s tax-exempt, and there are no requirement a to report ANYTHING, from donations to expenditures. It’s the perfect operation for a money launderer, which has been Trump’s primary business for years.
So when he’s out of office, and facing corruption charges from every direction, expect them to play him as a martyr, being persecuted by the ANTIFA Atheists, comparing Trump to Jesus, and the judge to Pontius Pilate, in an attempt to intimidate the prosecution. You wouldn’t prosecute JESUS would you?
Donvict is nothing at all like the character of Jesus as described in “the” bible.
He’s more like the anti-christ.
Neither is the Gun Jesus all those soft-brained religiophiles invoke down there.
All of these people are delusional idiots
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they’re 100% on board. It’s a death cult.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just … tactically vote for the apocalypse?
There are nuts in the US that vote for the worst person in the hopes that it will rush the 2nd coming.
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don’t even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%
Already an article about it. Won’t change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
Oh that’s strange, I compare him to Hitler. Except Hitler didn’t sexually abuse children.
With the possible exception of his niece.
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn’t going to stop him
Imagine being so desperately religious that you choose one of the worst human beings in history to be the new Messiah of yours 😂🤣.
The Antichrist checklist just keeps filling up. Good thing I don’t believe in that shit. Apparently the evangelicals don’t either.
He’s done so many things on that checklist it makes me start to wonder if maybe that shit was true after all.
So many people in history fit that bill. Funny thing is that there have been antiChrist since biblical times, as stated in 1st John 2:18, not that I expect hatemongers to teach that.
Oh good! Let’s continue the comparison and nail the orange shit to a piece of wood!
So Jesus liked to bomb and fuck kids right?
Greatest way to make future athiests.
