The hero California needs.

There was a bakery next door to my childhood doctor, so it was giant cookie time after getting checked out and sometimes stuck with needles.

I didn’t know they sent The Rock to space.

I’m so glad I never fell for the cloud gaming scam.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

She could be doing it to hurt her idiot husband. Her motivations don’t have to be good. People (inadvertantly) do good things for bad reasons all the time.

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

My maternal grandma smoked enough that she developed emphysema in her old age and it’s the most disgusting goddamn thing.

We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

That’s just a sloppy lowercase I. I do the same thing every time I sign my name.

Because they know that they won’t suffer any repercussions. Our government is going to keep throwing free weapons to them because they’re complete fucking idiots.

Apparently 1 - the entire human race.

That’s a lifeshort career choice.

I was gonna say, that poor, poor dog.

Because God demands skulls.

Makes me want a giant pretzel with bier cheese.

Not to be confused with this disasterpiece.