kitten huffing has been a thing since ancient times
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
Appears to check out.
Kittens are filthy. You can get a cleaner huff with pups. Seals, dogs, etc - any pup will do.
pup huffing is a little bit too rich for my blood
Oh god my sides
Did you swallow the kitten?
I really love Buster Stubb’s rendition of Lonely Nights on the alto possum.
Stray Cat Strut just doesn’t sound the same when it’s not performed on an actual stray cat.
No one remembers the solo from You Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog with an authentic hound.
Or how Wolfman Jack created his iconic howl by squeezing an authentic werewolf.
Yeah, theres a lot to be said for new tools, but some of thsse pieces were composed for traditionalninstruments, ajd nothing else wil) do.
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KenM vibes
We need him now more than ever.
If you’ve never seen a stripper on her lunch break, it’s a sight to behold.
???
Don’t act like you don’t know, you dog.
Is this like killing children when the parent is not responding?
Only if they are orphaned
Zombie process can die
Bro what??
how to bash cat with pipe
oh no, thats a new one… this is even worse
“Kinda fucked”?! How to tell me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching without telling me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching.
Be for real.
for real
for real
five real
on tha rizzeals homeslice
Damn, I wish I knew how to play a trombone :(
That’s pretty fucking judgmental Dee.
Especially coming from a bird lady.
Dees aren’t real
They’re just Bs with the middle erased.
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So, would certain notes resonate better depending on the fillings/bread, so it would fly out better - or is this more of a lunch capacity blowing 'em out sort of arrangement?
Surely that was precisely what Viktor Shklovsky had in mind when he coined the term ostranenie. 🤡📯🥪🤡
Not sure if bottom poster got that from an LLM, or if they’re satirizing it.
This is a pretty common joke on tumblr, and I don’t think an LLM would come up with the word “honkwiching” on it’s own
tumblr is such a weird place. I never knew anything about it before lemmy. cept for the …adult content
Their porn gifs were pretty good ngl
The original post is from 2017 - LLM were not in common use then.
Shit, I don’t think Al Gore was invented yet to have made the internet
Turns out people used to have fun original thoughts sometimes. Was so fuvking weird. Glad thats all locked vehind ‘ai’ now.
This is common lore 😉
