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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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    Oh god, he’s gonna be a diplomat?? 😭

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh, it’s a “he’s handicapped” joke. Didn’t get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn’t even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    …as long as it’s at a cemetery.

  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    The good news: He can park wherever he wants.

    The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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      Lol I came to the comments about to make a “Assigned Cop At Birth” joke

    • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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      sad that boomers are still being born

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.

        • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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          fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.

          • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            I’m a pterodactyl bone.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?

      • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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        It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

        ACAB

  • c1a5s1c@feddit.org
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    what is this type of meme called? need more of them.

    • Firoaren@sh.itjust.works
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      Depends? The stock photo format is “you don’t surf”, but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don’t remember off the top of my head.

    • Gollum@feddit.orgOP
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      A bit 🤏 dank

  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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    !youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    The bad news; your son has cancer.

    • Gollum@feddit.orgOP
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      Or a few chromosomes too much

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    Except for those stupid “mothers with child” spots at the grocery store

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