Chicago civilians were abducted in the early 1980s and were experimented on. some went back for Johnny and never returned.

Data from chatgpt

if this becomes a thing we need to make “fire-sale” a euphemism for a literal fire.

…green cucumber, please.

I’m sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his…

I feel pretty prepared.

I get the sentiment, but still…

replace dog with baby.

fuck slotted.

fuck fuck fuck fuck slotted.

fuck slotted all the way back to 1513 and the first clock maker who released those accursed damnable screws on humanity.

I would rather gouge out my fingernails and toenails with a dull spoon than have to suffer through another slotted screw that’s somehow worse than normal slotted screws.

fuck. slotted. screws.

dudes over here steaming his frank and beans and doesn’t care if he’s poaching the next Ted Cruz.

looosing?

or maybe loooosing?

I’m with you dude. it does get better in many ways. it gets worse in some others.

my advice, get medicated for anxiety and/or depression.

it sounds like you’re both going through a pretty rough time and need some time to breathe. lean on your support for some time alone with your wife to find your confidence together as a couple.

communicate your needs to each other clearly and respectfully. you both can’t do it alone and will need to do this together.

• take each day at a time
• it’s ok to put the baby down in the crib and step away for a minute if you’re feeling overwhelmed
• share how you’re feeling with your wife, you’re a team after all
• you will fuck up, accept it, you’re human and it comes with the territory
• don’t try to be a “super dad/mom”, they don’t exist and anyone who says otherwise is lying

having a name at all implies they are human and deserve a name. they will have call signs and serial numbers.

I didn’t say it was humor. I said they are mocking them.

if your AI brainrot hadn’t been so severe you might have comprehended that.

Jesus dude, go touch some grass. you’re getting bent out of shape over such an insignificant piece of shit like me, it’s pathetic.

bruh, it’s literally a mockery. they are mocking the ineptitude of people who use AI.

way to overanalyze a tweet.

let me explain.

if black lives don’t matter then no lives matter because when we allow one of us to be oppressed we are all oppressed.

this is why black lives matter.

the movement is literally calling out the violence and oppression that our government and society has manufactured against minorities and is now being weaponized against all of us.

ahh goonday!

hey, you forgot your goal posts.

I swear I knew her “IRL” on the early net. if true, she was technically my first crush.