I’m gonna guess what state you live in by this commemt… either Kansas or Missouri hmmm kansas??

Why don’t modern homes have these? I’d never leave my house

That quite large then.

I wonder how many pictures of nude bananas you could fit inside??

“Negotiates 2 slots at the bowling alley” does this guy think you have to Hagel to reserve a bowling lane??

I get severe flood warnings all the time. Every spring and summer. I’ve lived through one actual flood where the water came in our house. It’s insanely difficult to decide when to evacuate. One hour after a warning is not unheard of.

Now if they were standing around in knee high water then it’s different but something tells me that this flash flood hit so fast that it hit them by surprise. It’s easy sit here on our keyboards and virtue signal with our dry clothes and no immediate danger

Do these morons not understand that he’s on this list

Sorry but without a banana for scale it’s hard to tell how big it really is

Damn. Billy bad ass over here. Drink your syrup and stop being a douche. It’s just a question

Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out they were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest

This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10

I’ve seen the video of that dude getting blown up. Pretty crazy

I have the big version of your little one

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Abolish fetterman, he’s a lunatic and pathological liar. He only won his seat cause he ran a fake campaign as a Democrat then dramatically pulled a u turn on us.

Also he dresses like a slob, grow up fAtterman

5. I didn’t sleep well and 5 perfectly captures how I feel rn

Like this will stop them. It was illegal before they started doing it and before this judges ruling. They will proceed as normal

Honestly it was Obama. Biden died long ago and the wh just used a clone of him. See he used biden as a puppet so he could still have access to the white houses adrinochrome stash. They keep it stock piled in the basement.

Source: my friends older brother that smokes weed all day

Exactly why I bought a camera. Now I can say hi to him through out the day

Damn dude that’s some serious trump energy

Bling bLAng