The carpet has wear on one side, and it doesn’t make sense for the wear to be on the front of each stair, so most likely we’re looking down from the top of the flight of stairs.

The cake is a lie.

I’ll send over my butler to let her know we’re no longer a thing. /s

All the people.

As if breaking up over text isn’t bad enough by itself.

… and on top of that you have to watch like ten minutes’ worth of ads at the beginning. Ugh.