Daily reminder to all ICE agents. By signing up for ICE, you have signed yourself up for a lifetime of fear and criminal liability. There are Nazi concentration camp guards that were tried for their crimes in their 90s. There is no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. Your names are recorded; your deeds are known. And you will face justice for your crimes. And do not count on a blanket pardon saving you. Crimes against humanity are violations of international law that cannot be pardoned.
if Nazi Germany was around today, this is the type of shit SS officiers would post on their social media, just to be clear. They are all powerhungry violators of human rights and should ALL be trialed accordingly
Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they’re not that big on object permanence.
If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.
Also they’re generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn’t be fucked to give you any grief.
Edit: please understand the difference between alligators and crocodiles. Also don’t slap their tail regardless if you know.
I think that might be the most Florida thing anyone has ever said.
You should have seen my friend who “hunted” them with nothing more than a knife. He’s the one who teased me into actually slapping one. This fool would straight up just jump into some water and come back with a dead gator.
Not glorifying him or his actions, but Florida man got some experiences you can use.
