cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830388
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830386
“We’re not going anywhere near that deathtrap,” said terrorist Abu Musab Alwani, who masterminded the planned attack. “We are very zealous for our faith and deeply committed to our cause of ridding our holy lands of crusading infidels, but have you seen the news lately? Parts of these planes are falling off in mid-air. These Boeing aircraft are simply not safe for hijacking.”
It’s a good start. The islamophobia could have been avoided with “we spoke with one of the terrorists who requested anonymity to protect his good name” and leaving off the bit about faith.
But then it’d not be the Bee.