They take up narrative railroading.

Perpetrators who flee to try to avoid prosecution would face a minimum sentence of 10 years.

Offenders would also be subject to the death penalty.

10 years on top of a 3’ x 8’ x 6’? Not really much of a deterrent.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuqmp1Q9r88

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_defense_force

They’re like the Nat guard, but don’t get federalized.

These are dangerous silly levels. Use them responsibly.

Remember that time you said you were gonna travel? You were gonna go to Japan, you said. Too late now. You’re too tired, you don’t have any money. All you have is the Sloth Demon.

That’s the wombo combo of depression and poverty.

No, Mr. Hog. I expect you to die.

We have become as gods! No longer are we bound by the petty moralities of others! We chart and follow our own courses!

Damn Dostoevsky! I ain’t reading all that! Can you summarize it further? Maybe over a nightcore background track?

/s

Smorty, you’re already magical for the rest of us!

See, that’s the thing: I know it was against any arbitrary charges that were known to come, but as you say - MAGA won’t hold themselves to reason, so rational preemption won’t work. And the actual crimes Hunter was convicted of during that time were absolved. All after Biden Sr avowed he would not pardon him.

I don’t have children, so I cannot fault his devotion to his kid, but I still feel that justice was not (and maybe could never be) had, and that the position and responsibility of president and presidential pardon were severely cheapened as a result.

“Being a good father,” Biden said.

Do good fathers exonerate their children for corruption?

I recognize that Hunter was a target of right-wing lawfare, but I maintain that a blanket parden of all ‘nonviolent crimes’ for over a decade is the wrong tool for the job.

I guess not 1:1, but it depends on what effect you’re looking to substitute. Caffeine pills will do what you want, but remove the flavor of coffee.

Mixing drinks and changing lives!

Weeds? Those are tea-and-coffee substitutes!

I love the exchange, but the backdrop of capitalism demanding results is grim.

I just want everyone to enjoy exploring and sharing without worrying about grants…

I’m ace, so YMMV, but anything going in my mouth is looking to catch teeth.

Boss, as a vet, I also don’t have vet plates. In my case, It continues to feel like pulling military benefits when I did the bare minimum as a job when the market was shit. I don’t like pulling veteran’s discounts at restaurants/stores/etc. either.

I like it! It makes me want a semi-rigid sleepybag to cozy in without tangling.

All well and good, but you coulda replaced the soldier silhoutte with a Saddam. Really sow those memes all over.