Nervous but kinky nerds are so hot
As a kinky nerd looking for another kinky nerd, I agree. M straight switch if anyone’s interested haha.
naughty? who’s getting punished?
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“I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.”
Innuendo is nice.
Works for everyone, good mix of cheeky and bold, while not being too graphical and leaves room for escape routes.
I was the recipient of this one in my teens and it snapped into reality very quick.
Yes, I was that oblivious.
Just try “wanna fuck?” Surprisingly effective. The other commenters knee grinding trick is also very effective.
Sauce please
artist name is kitte / kittesan
I do wanna
That’s the awkward moment that i would like to just put my legs on their lap, but then i remember that the government released laws against sexual harassment and i don’t know how to put my emotions into words to ask a question.
Sorry girl, I’m busy looking at shitposts on lemmy
Just straddle his knee and start grinding, he’ll figure it out
Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, “If you’re horny, don’t try to be subtle. Just grab my dick.”
Pretty much all women should take this advice.
Being subtle will regularly, if not almost always be missed. Us dudes are too wrapped up in whatever dumb shit we’re thinking about to notice the subtlety. Grabbing my dick, definitely gets my attention. If you don’t know what to say, just grab a dick.
We’ll let you know if there’s any reason not to, but bluntly, few things are so important that they need to be finished before getting freaky.
No. Because your first mistake was calling it “naughty”. When it’s perfectly valid, acceptable and shouldn’t be seen as out of the ordinary or somehow ‘bad’. 😜
Feel free to try again though~ 😏😉
We don’t know what OP had in mind though. Some sex acts are literally illegal (e.g. doing it in public places)!
It’s only illegal if you get caught 😉
Generally only a ticket if you do 😉
Unless there’s kids around. Grew up on the beach. Bunch of people tried this and ended up being blue dots.
That’s why you do it in the water… Or at night.
The water prevents that sand nonsense for sure!
You would think that, but Padme was finding sand up there for a week.
Which you can usually fight, if you want 😉
Hahahaha, this got us. Well done kewwwi. 🤣
As a guy (and i definitely speak for all guys), just scratch your crotch/balloon knot and jam your fingers in his mouth. Instant stiffy.
I’m ace, so YMMV, but anything going in my mouth is looking to catch teeth.
