• socsa@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    What does Microsoft think the fucking point of encryption is? Do they think I am encrypting my data to protect it from my dog?

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      As someone who used windows for way too long: they just simply don’t give a shit. Like at all

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      Why do you think the encryption capabilities on your PC are there for your sake? They might have sold them to you on that, but they are really there to protect copyright data because TPM allows encryption/decryption that is completely hidden from the rest of your system. Like an encrypted handshake that then transfers an encrypted key to decrypt the video stream. But it doesn’t save the decrypted data, it immediately re-encrypts it using your display’s private key (or whatever device is next in the chain, maybe your GPU). They can make it so that the unencrypted stream never touches your RAM or travels on any wire, which means you can’t pirate shows as you watch them unless you point a camera at your screen.

      Obviously if they just said that was one of the main points, no one would want it and media companies couldn’t benefit from it because they’d have to compromise to sell content.

      The other point was so that they could build a system where they hold the encryption keys and get to choose whose data is actually private. Obviously that’s an even harder sell.

      So they did what marketers always do and lied by omission about what it was for and just outright lied if they ever said they’d never give the keys to law enforcement (did they ever even say that?).

      Let go of the idea that someone selling something to you implies any kind of loyalty, especially when either party is a large corporation.

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    What a slap to the faces of everyone who had been locked out of their data because they never knew about this crap and thus never saved their keys

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    Why is anyone surprised by this? And what kind of imbecile commits crimes and uses windows? 🤣

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      Not just that but also uploads a copy of the key to their Microsoft Account…

      Many modern Windows computers rely on full-disk encryption, called BitLocker, which is enabled by default. This type of technology should prevent anyone except the device owner from accessing the data if the computer is locked and powered off. But, by default, BitLocker recovery keys are uploaded to Microsoft’s cloud, allowing the tech giant — and by extension law enforcement — to access them and use them to decrypt drives encrypted with BitLocker, as with the case reported by Forbes.

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        uploads a copy of the key to their Microsoft Account

        Microsoft added that feature because people kept losing their encryption keys and thus losing all their files if they need to have their computer replaced. They get complaints either way - privacy advocates complain when the key is backed up, and sysadmins/users complain when the key isn’t backed up.

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          I think in cases like this, I’d rather the responsibility of burden be shifted towards individuals with autonomy than to large corporations. But I suppose in that case (reductionism warning) people might as well just use Linux.

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    Is anyone shocked by this? With everything that DHS, FBI, ICE, military, elected representatives, etc. are all doing without any concern or care for laws, civil rights, human rights, the Constitution, this should not be a shock to anyone. Corporations are bending over backwards to appease the talking orange and make more money. They do not care as long as profits are up and the shareholders are happy. A companies primary legal responsibility is to the shareholders, not the customers.

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      +100. People forget, or chose not to pay attention to the fact that Google sensor vault data was key evidence in convicting the January 6 insurrectionists (who were exonerated to become ICE). Surveillance capitalism doesn’t care which side you are on.

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        Small correction. They were not exonerated. They were pardoned. A pardon implicitly means guilt. Exonerated means their conviction was overturned.

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          Agreed. Wrong word choice. And its an important, major correction. Not a small one. :-)

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    Federal investigators in Guam believed the devices held evidence that would help prove individuals handling the island’s Covid unemployment assistance program were part of a plot to steal funds.

    Damn, they weren’t even doing this to go after pedos.

    I’m curious where in the economic ladder this person fell. Rich enough to get a significant amount of money from the system, but still too poor to make the government look the other way.

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    Amazing how every time you think they’ve finally stopped digging… they whip out the steam shovel and go “Hey y’all, watch this!”

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    Microslop’s OS is evidently untrustworthy and should not be used. I recommend replacing it with a Linux distribution.

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      People will still use it all the same though lol

      People are creatures of habit, whereas fortune favors the bold.

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    Well, storing the key in the specific provider‘s cloud isn‘t a good idea anyway - the same counts for iCloud as well. There are things that should be separated from each other because of reasons, this one is just another proof for the need to do so.

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    Regular old ZIP with AES-256 should do the trick for anything truly important you want to keep locked down.

    You could always do sly stuff like Hidden volumes with Veracrypt as well. Leave the crumb trail for the low key shit or old nudes of gfs you have permission to keep.

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      Or don’t use an operating system that uploads your encryption keys to their corporate servers for “backup”.

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          I understand what veracrypt is, i don’t understand willingly using an operating system that constantly violates your privacy at every given opportunity.

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          There is no recommendation that a user can decline. Windows uploads the keys without asking, without consent.

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            Do you have a source for that?

            This article said “by default”. The article they link to on that talks about encryption on by default on new PCs. The article I read before this one said “Microsoft recommends”.

            BitLocker FAQ says

            How can the recovery password and recovery key be stored?

            The recovery password and recovery key for an operating system drive or a fixed data drive can be saved to a folder, saved to one or more USB devices, saved to a Microsoft Account, or printed.

            /edit: fix quote

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              My source was my own experience that my Windows 11 volume is encrypted and I have never been asked about key upload. So I assumed this happens automatically. I guess I am mistaken. I did not consider that my installation has no online Microsoft account. But since Windows is closed source no one knows for sure what gets uploaded.

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    all of the disadvantages of FDE with none of the advantages.

    not that this wasnt expected, wtf do yall think it was uploaded to onedrive in the first place lol

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      I’m just wondering how many devices still use dedicated TPMs, instead of the ones integrated in the SoC by AMD and Intel. Sniffing a bus inside the SoC must be significantly harder or impossible.