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They hate us because they ain’t us.
Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.
I’ll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away
The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.
Please, this is too much. I need to lay down for a while.
I stole your weighted blanket. And your squid so you can’t tell the world how you feel about that.
That was just a decoy!! (It’s a shark you were looking for)
I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.
It’s the noise of a forklift backing up and air compressors for me. I never said a word about it but I noticed one of the factory workers always turns it off when he sees me. Really appreciate it and I give him homemade baked goods.
Think my wife turns on the vacuum cleaner when she is angry at me, but that is probably too cynical.
Tell me you wanted a light fixture rapidly disassembled without saying so.
Everyone I know: turns on the keilig spotlight interrogation-quality canned lighting array, flooding the environment with blinding flourescent and/or blue-as-fuck white LED light
Me: aiight Imma head out
I think the lighting in my house would trigger everyone here.
For when you want to recreate the cozy feeling of getting flashbanged
Please go find a corner to sit in and think about what you have done.
especially if it spins with the fan
OOTL, what am I looking at?
I think those are three of those high powered, high lumen led bulbs. For when you want to simulate looking straight at the sun whenever you look up in your living room.
Wait hold on is this something that bothers other ADHD people? How did they know this was an effective threat? Is this wildly known?
Is this why my parents would always turn the light on when I was in a room alone and I was sort of in trouble for forgetting my brother at the park?
Yes, the neuotypicals use the light as a weapon against us, we must rise up and usher in a new era of comfortable semi-darknesss
i’m gonna max your cellphone brightness
