Let the tire shops register the serials for bulk orders?

She’s just in town to tour the mustard factory

“girl you gotta lose some weight or one of these days when you pounce on my crotch from on top of the bookcase I’m gonna rupture”

I think he goes by mother shabubu now

Vermin Supreme?

They can work in the tree mines

I think we found who only cleans out the skinny strippers

“never forget this instruction”

I suddenly understand the Korean concept of fan death

Do they still got farts in the headrest?

Hey, I represent that implication!

a decent accountant could persuasively argue those free consoles were payment.

most of the time i get the “you’re having an earthquake” text a few seconds after the shaking stops, but a few times it’s come before it started so hey

of all the people you’d think would be on the list

nah, reinforced hands and hams.

is this one of those dialectical things because these are jimmies here

“what’re you doing son”

“mining for porn”

apparently the buddha has never heard of leather gloves