I dunno. I hear the ninth underworld can be pretty tiring and I’ll die when I want to

AI Assistant tell HR my mom is calling me for dinner

Dear Larry from HR,

The email AI is trying to seduce you, not me. As evidence, I am producing the following screenshots and a list of cheap motels near our office that rent by the minute, I shouldn’t need a full hour. Love and kisses, (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ YMCA supervisor Gary McGaryson

Ps, please tell your mother’s cat I said pspsps

Well, not a whole one

Wait shit I thought we were doing chewbaccas. Can I just blend in with the crowd and fake it?

Says someone who had a toilet the last ten days

i’ve never tried to annihilate anything though. i’d really like to try to annihilate a pope. does that make me an antipope?

except for this explanatory bullshit i don’t say “oh my god” i say “oh me” because it’s the only thing i can think to say that’s appropriately egotistical. and until the vatican texts me this dog

which i will take as acceptance of their worship, i’ma hold a grudge.

i’m glad something does i’ve been looking everywhere

that’s not what’s happening with most of the people you’re talking to at all, but pop off because it makes you superior

there’s this empanada place that i am trying to eat all of their empanadas. i know it is a technical impossibility but i am giving it my best.

weird, my soundtrack is a little different

they are better at looking at rain forecasts than i am

i feel like we need to have a read party. it’s going in my queueue too whenever we figure out what it’s called

what’s the hallmark movie because i want to torture my bad movie night with it. it sounds like just the bad movie for it.

she is such a sweetie and i know how hard that L was to type. I’ve had just the type they just get right up ins your heart.

but who am I

it says right there on the card Photonic

Agreed. How dare they. They could be running a ham sandwich or something. fuck, it must be time to eat again. i hear my cat mewing feed me. I JUST FED YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO THEY’RE NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT DIPSHIT they’re falling for it aren’t they.

okay but you have noticed if you move the text to the, uh, bottom of the image the meme gets about 37% hornier

you know you finally demonstrated a reasonable use for the keys on the number row (i prefer tenkey for numbers anyways) and coding in logic ascii would be perfect. i just need to make myself some keycaps. and the library with the 3d printer is just a 7 hour bikeride away…