Q: “Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?”
Did I do it right?
Odo: You’d shoot a man in the sausage?
Garak: Well it’s the safest way, isn’t it?
THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!
Damnit. Beat me by a day.
There are FOUR sausages!
Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
–Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage is good for business
But is it sausage war or sausage peace?
What a bunch of lovely sausages:
Sausage yes Sausage Brit
Can’t argue with that really
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a weakness; that is sausage.
I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
The sausage I came here looking for!
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a sausage.
Temba, his sausage wide.
Shaka, when the sausage fell
Darmok and sausage at Tanagra
Sokath, his sausage uncovered!
Mirab, his sausage unfurled!
Lenny, his brows raised. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Lol!
Janeway:
Sausage. Black.
O’Brien:
Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage
EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work
Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet
Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet
Aaaaand we have a
wienerwinner
There’s sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
To boldly go where sausage man has gone before.
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
Separate the Sausage Section
Separate the Sausage Section
Mr Worf, please take commnd of the Battle Sausage.
And the nacells pop off. Lol
That’s just Riker.
The Sausage Manauver
My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage…
SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!
Pinky ring?! Wtf McCoy, a pinky ring?!
Cry sausage, and let slip the dogs of war.
With the first link, the sausage is forged.
You know, there some words I’ve known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man’s sausage is trodden on, we’re all damaged. I fear that today
These guys are my favourite characters in trek.
I would have it with them if they let me
We are sausage, resistance is futile.
You got that right … now where’s the mustard?
