I feel like I’m even more righteous than the average self-shopper but if that shit doesn’t scan after four times or the I tried typing in the PLU and your search system doesn’t even know your own inventory, I’m just throwing that shit in the bag and leaving

it’s a tax for retail companies that refuse to hire enough staff to properly run their businesses.

Stats like these are pretty useless if they are not graphed out over time and compared to the graph of living costs over time.

I hate self checkout and refuse to use them.

Call me old fashioned, but I still do my stealing by concealment in my anus.

The real story here is that 73% of people are fuckin’ liars.

why would anyone admit this