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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·2 months agoBut when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoThat’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoBecause he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 months agoIF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEEN DAMMIT
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoCHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
That’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEENDAMMIT
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN