You would think that, but then afterwards, I just add more tasks, because there’s always something to do. The tasks never end, and therefore, my stress doesn’t either.

How is Rupert still alive? Does hell not want him back?

Divine right of kings, unfortunately. Flimsy logic isn’t needed anymore, you just say you are rich because God loves you and that’s why you deserve to stay rich.

Despite the coke being much less effective that way… I’d hate to feel both drugs at the same time.

More importantly, how are they better at finding these drugs than I am?

That is the creepiest term for children I have ever heard.

Chaos is the routine.

Having cats will do that to you.

Just got one myself, even the basic models are much more intelligent than my old roomba. Can’t wait until robot vacuums consistently stop running over cords (a few models do that pretty well, but none under the $1000 range).

Those are rookie numbers, you’ve gotta pump those numbers up.

I have to give furies the W for keeping their privacy in public.

I’ve started to judge my life not by my productivity but by how often I choose to love myself. Much more reasonable in the long run.

He fur sure fired upon his striking workers.

2 weeks later - “so yeah, he lives here now and sleeps in my bed”

I believe in crystal healing. And by that, I mean amphetamines have changed my life.

Let’s hope those ankles swallow him whole.

I’m ready to send her my password because I heard that the app converts every password to ******** and I really want to try it out.

Should your mom have aborted you

Yes

Jesus wept snapd

But is it a solid distro though?