let me picture one of the diagrams:

two axies: (drinks blood / gets its blood drunken) × (has to be invited / comes in uninvited)

and in the four corners are 1) Vampires 2) Mosquitos 3) Jesus 4) Kool Aid Man

Bist du todkrank, oder warum nimmst du an, dass dein Kallax® dich überleben wird?

You’re right, I haven’t even thought of websites. Never conciously tried to click one of those links.

That is not a deliberate feature. The app is simply not registered correctly for the type of link. This registration happens at the OS level and can propably be set up after installing the app ,depending on your OS.

would you rather have “passionate”?

That looks so surreal. Like, proper Salvador-Dali-surreal.

my thought exacty

Unser Blutspendezentrum hat mir regelmäßig 2 Wochen kommuniziert.

und beim Akkordion?

Klavier- und Schreibmaschinentastatur. Weiß nicht, worauf du hinauswillst.

Im Niederländischen werden die Tasten übrigens als “toetsen”, also “Zähne” bezeichnet, macht also in beiden Fällen ein Zähnebrett. (Oder Zähneteller…)

Einzig richtige Antwort.

Oh Glob this was upposed to be a Haiku. Neatly formatted. Now its just a incomprehensible string. Somehow my client …can’t edit it?

I am Narcissus My small zoom square is my lake I can’t look away

wait. so, it’s supposed to be the same person in both panels? But those are different shirt colors…