She slept her way to the middle.
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bill maher is maga now, why is she suing her own "grifters; friends.
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Ugh, I’ve always hated the two axis alignment system ever since I actually played a real game of tabletop instead of the baldur’s gate / icewind dale stuff. Still, it is humorous how well it matches the lovely repugnants.
These friends are worse than enemies.
Not that we didn’t know he was nasty, but can you imagine letting that plastic space alien face anywhere near your genitals? Holy shit.
She actually looked like a normal, good looking human before the mar-a-lago plastic treatment she got. He likes the alien look, it reflects how inhuman he himself is.
For me, it’s the opposite that’s horrific.
The thought of anyone having their face that close to Donald’s naked 80 year-old body. Barf.
But he’s a dog and we know he isn’t fucking Melania, so it only makes sense. It’s not like she brings anything else to the Administration other than being a concubine.
On second thought, she probably has to dig for his peepee. Dude is seriously corpulent.
These two definitely deserve each other.
I gotta think she’s getting the worse end of the deal here. I can’t imagine the dude who regularly shits himself has a great deal of personal hygiene.
I would wonder… I know plenty of very nasty individuals who were, by all guesstimates, still engaging in sexual activities. There is an incredible ability of humans to do nasty things for later reward.
Either she made ‘cleaning’ part of the pre-warm up phase, or the whole ‘disgust sense is lowered when sexually aroused’ thing kicked in AND she was just imagining the dollar signs to get her over the hump. Perhaps both. Add in some drugs and I’m sure she could get herself to a place where it was possible.
He’s got the kind of attitude of “if you can’t see it, it doesn’t need to be cleaned”
And he hasn’t seen anything south of his belly button for decades now.
Wait, so are the things we suspected true?
Well, which things? Also, probably yes.
That they were fucking.
He did NOT have sexual relations with this women. She only gave him blowjobs.
I didn’t need those images in my head.
Speak for yourself!
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She bragged to her dad?!
That’s the weirdest part of the whole thing. I’m not shocked she was blowing Trump. But Jesus, I hated telling my dad when I was pregnant even though I was married, because it meant admitting to him that I had sex.
I wonder if it was less ‘bragging’ and more ‘throwing it in his face.’ I can’t imagine most people in those circles having good relationships with family.
