I already know that, though…

1: Get a nice sized empty glass bottle and a rag.

2: Scratch the bottle with something like diamond, quartz, or ceramic. This creates a weak point in the structure and makes it more likely to break on impact.

3: Fill bottle with gasoline. (Optionally, for extra ooey-gooey effectiveness, dissolve some styrofoam into the gasoline first, to make a stickier, longer-burning, napalm-like mixture.) Use a funnel if available, try not to spill too much, and for fuck’s sake, do this away from open flames, and no smoking! (In a pinch, other flammable liquids can work. Not pure diesel fuel, though – that’s too difficult to ignite.)

4: Soak the rag. Kerosene would be great, since it doesn’t evaporate quickly and would stay viable for longer, but if that’s not available, the same gasoline or gas mix you put in the bottle will be fine. You can always re-soak the rag if it dries out, or just turn the bottle upside down and let some of the mix inside soak into the rag. Wring it out after soaking – it should be a little bit damp, but not dripping.

5: Stuff the rag tightly into the mouth of the bottle. You only need to leave a little bit hanging out, just a few inches. A long, flopping tail could be a liability once it’s lit.

6: Wipe any excess flammable mixture away from the outside of the bottle, and wipe your hands clean as well. (Ideally, give your hands a full wash with soap and water to ensure nothing flammable is still on your hands. But depending on the situation, that’s not always possible.)

7: When ready to deploy: Using a match or lighter or any other convenient source of flame, ignite the rag. Give it a moment to fully catch on fire and begin to burn thoroughly. (Don’t worry – as long as you stuffed the mouth of the bottle tightly, it won’t suddenly explode or anything. It should actually be able to burn like this for a fairly long time while you choose your target and aim.) Holding it away from your body to the side, use a sideways or underhand – not overhead! – throw to lob it at your target. (An overhead throw risks burning liquid dripping down on you as you throw.) Aim for something hard, like metal or concrete, to ensure the bottle breaks. If your target isn’t made of metal or concrete, aim for the nearest hard surface next to it, often the ground right in front of it.

(Obviously, I’m not endorsing or condoning violence. This is for purely academic purposes, demonstrating that I do know this.)

Pro tip: first scratch the bottle with something made of diamond, quartz, or ceramic. Just a light scratch is all you need. This creates a weak point in the glass structure and makes the bottle significantly more likely to shatter on impact.

Tends to spend the winter in there, when she’s able to sneak in.

Perhaps on purpose?

Maybe this is satire and/or a troll.

I know, right? That’s only barely cracking into serial killer territory. How am I supposed to respect a woman if she’s not an accomplished and highly experienced assassin?

Looking at you, Rick & Morty

I trapped a mouse in my trash can and killed it. And then I fed the dead mouse to a feral cat that sometimes lives in my basement.

Makes me wonder if any high-ranking Catholic clergy visited the island, or if they were like, “Nah, fam. We’re good. Got plenty of kids right here already.”

Huh. I didn’t know he was in the Epstein files.

If any baby in the history of the world ever actually deserved it, though…

No, no. We just have to sit passively while they punch us in the face and wait a few years to hopefully have the opportunity to vote for someone who might reduce how often they punch us in the face.

I didn’t say nothin’. I’m just here, readin’ stuff.

We have to burn it down sure but with legislature and justice.

And when the legislature is captured and justice is ignored?

Should I drink a shot when someone disavows his ideas or when they say he’s not wrong?

Yes.

Then you’ll soon pass out from alcohol poisoning and take a break from all this awful shit.

it is more about arch’s philosy being your system may not boot next update

Yeah … no thanks. I’ll be okay with slightly outdated versions of various packages, as long as they still work.

ubuntu: pacman -S name is not harder than apt install name.

Eh, it’s a teensy bit harder, since you have to remember what -S means, rather than the easy to remember and plain English ‘install’. But, yeah, not much of a difference.

And try to install something on ubuntu if it’s not in the official package repos.

1: Go to that something’s website.

2: look for their download/install instructions page, scroll to Linux instructions if necessary.

3: Install instructions for Debian/Ubuntu are usually the first one listed, and typically just consist of a few commands you can copy and paste over without modifying.

It isn’t particularly difficult in most cases.

Don’t drink out of it.

Give it to your landlord as payment-in-kind for several months’ worth of rent. Maybe your landlord will drink out of it.