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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

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    The guy who discovered this: 🤓☝️

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Eats ☝️ shoots ☝️ and leaves

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    emojis are starting to become punctuation huh

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      We are going back to hieroglyphs! Also, didn’t people die of fever in ancient Egypt due to trying to warm up?

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      Humans aren’t allowed to use emojis anymore, they now belong to the AI overlords.

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      In some demographics it’s already been that way for at least half a decade, I remember reading an article about it during COVID

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      Linguists are gonna be eating good these next few decades.

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      English was due for it tbh. Do I like that it’s emojis – not particularly.

      But it does fill that ambiguity gap, especially when it comes to written humour.

    • Baleine@jlai.lu
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      always has been

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    Yaaarrr lemons be packed with ascorbic acid ta help yer body create collagen keepin’ the connective tissues strong yaaarrrrr

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    11 hours ago

    Unless 🥺 you eat a lemon  
              👉👈

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    Presenting ☝️ to the emergency room, where we are now.

    • Nora (She/Her)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      fuck I can hear this guys voice lmao. I hate his videos, they make me uncomfortable.

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      That emoji is the emergency room emoji for me too

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    I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

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      Cave Johnson’s voice just gives everything a certain pizazz

      Especially anything to do with lemons

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      I don’t know who Cave Johnson is so I had to imagine it being read by Dwayne Johnson which didn’t really add anything.

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        get portal 2, you poor soul, no, you don’t need to be a hardcore gamer
        edit: btw he’s voiced by jk simmons

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        He is the founder of Aperture Science in the Portal/Half Life series.

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    Even less than a lemon. Eat the scrub grass! Actually not sure if that sgit is toxic

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