They’ll get him one of those John Wick suits
Technically 4th:
Give him a Walmart cheap suit vest and tell him it’s Kevlar. A very special kind of Kevlar. Perhaps maybe the best Kevlar in the world. Well, many people are saying it is anyway.
It would be better for the world if the republicans in the house and senate started working for the american people again instead of going all in on idol worship and maintaining this dystopic status quo. Other than that, the only options to get rid of the Pedophile-in-Chief are to wait (for the mid-terms), wait for his expiration, or hold a revolution (like the French had to when things got completely out of hand).
He won’t wear it because it’s going to make him look even fatter than he already is.
I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Looking forward to seeing the world’s largest bulletproof diaper in the national history museum in 10 years.
Sooner if it doesn’t work
I’m surprised he doesn’t have a version of the popemobile.
But in gold.
The TRUMPMOBILE
The popemobile is a joke compare to what he has: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_state_car_(United_States)
It would be better for the world if they just put a breathing proof bag over his head.
Maybe they cam have the people who make spanks design his bullet proof vest so it can be a vest and girdle combo.
Then shoot him in the head. It’s inflated enough.
I hope some day I’ll see something like this live, televised in all glorious details.
If you hit one of his ankles I think he would already pop like a balloon.
The bullet might bounce harmlessly off his bone spurs
Trumps gonna put one under his dumb ass suits and look like one of these fellas:
Don’t do my homie Cmdr. Strax like that.
can i do a name drop? I did 2prov once (improv with only 2 people) with Dan, who plays Strax.
Damn!
On the subject of Trump, I believe this would be Cdr Strax’s response:
“We will melt him with acid.”
Pretty sure the weight of a real vest would make him feel over forwards
It would be counterbalanced by the poop in his diapers
He does that with the kids already
They should advise to less controversial right wing bullshit instead. You know, for his safety.
If these attempts are even real surely Trump realizes that stopping his hugely unpopular war in Iran would help with this problem more than any bulletproof vest…
He’s a dementia riddled narcissist, and believes he is infallible. The very concept of the war being a bad decision is incomprehensible to him
