cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830388
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/33830386
“We’re not going anywhere near that deathtrap,” said terrorist Abu Musab Alwani, who masterminded the planned attack. “We are very zealous for our faith and deeply committed to our cause of ridding our holy lands of crusading infidels, but have you seen the news lately? Parts of these planes are falling off in mid-air. These Boeing aircraft are simply not safe for hijacking.”
Would much prefer to see the Babylon bee source article over a screenshot
Not giving the Babylon Bee clicks is a good thing.
Shouldn’t give that site even as much as a screenshot tbh
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-decide-against-hijacking-plane-after-realizing-its-a-boeing
Normally wouldn’t have bothered since it’s easy enough to google, but the other reply you received was just so sanctimonious that I wanted to provide you the link out of minor spite, lol.
Edit: Awww, that made some very fragile people very angry, huh~?