“This is chicken! You said we’d be having prime rib!”
“I am altering the meal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Barely fifteen minutes earlier…
Most sane reaction to seeing a three-meter tall cyborg dressed in black when you weren’t expecting to.
So, Han Solo shoots first.
Just like with Greedo, Han is the only one who shoots. Greedo became bacon and Vader just giggles to himself.
He was so excited too! He had a big announcement about the paternity test!
And I thought I fucked up meeting her parents…
This is missing some of the text.
Original has this at the end - “…solo starts shooting like a d*ckhead”
a duckhead?
You can say dick on the internet.
OP uploaded a modified image. I erred on the side of caution.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal
-D. Vader
Now I’m imagining Vader in an apron whisking up some space mayonnaise.
What movie is this from
Space Balls
King Kong
Nah, it’s from Star Trek: The Wrath of Vader. Great movie.
Nah, that’s totally Starship Wartroopers: the Wrath of Ramsay
Not even close, it is obviously Firefly Galactica: Chevrons in space
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