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Cucumbers are better for…uhh…vitamin D? idk
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”
It’s a better punchline imo.
What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it
