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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Who dares disturb my liver?

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Who dares disturb my liver?

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    Gaying instrument

  • Monster@lemmy.world
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    So when I was called a cutie patootie they were calling me a dick? Hm, makes sense now

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      Technically they were calling you a cute dick.

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      Patootie seems to be defined as a girlfriend, OP makes no sense

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    I would grade this paper an A+, but I have to deduct 10 points.

    You forgot tally whacker

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      And is Long John Thomas a word?

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    Ooh, so apparently these are in Green’s Dictionary of Slang! And although they are mostly British, the dictionary is not limited to UK English. And it’s got quotes! The one for kicky-wicky is Shakespeare, love it!

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      Welp, there’s the monthly mention of the underwater Smurfs…

      I’m surprised no one has tried to reboot them yet.

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        Surely you mean “re-snork “?

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    Are those the years when the term was used, or like, a score?

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      Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.

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    These are all British, aren’t they?

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    master of ceremonies and ambassador are my favourite

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    These are 100% British. No chance theres any US or Aussie or what have you

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      That was my feeling as well, but at least the patootie one is US slang.

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    kneel before the father confessor.

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    The first five are absolute bangers

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    … Man you Brit’s are kinda weird…

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