• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    23 hours ago

    Is there more than one of you? I feel a planet of 8 billion crass fleshapoids with their mouths and bellies and secondary sexual characteristics imprinted in their brains is a very sad place to live in.

    We need more discorporate energy beings like you, then we can commence burning down museums with all those statues of nudes, such objectification shall be illegal in the reign of Spirit the First.

    I think the best I can do is become a Skoptsy. Will I ever be good enough for you, Oh Powerful Mind? My feeble flesh frame trembles in shame at your mere presence!

    Anyhow I think I’ll go download some fat tit porn and rub one out before going for a walk.