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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Omlette du bonjour

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Omlette du bonjour

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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      Me and the goth that gave me my first prostate orgasm.
      moi et la gothique qui m’a donne mon premier orgasme de la prostate

      Not that hard, use context clues. helps if you speak english and a romance language like spanish, or french.

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        Not everyone who speaks French can understand French.

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          Drop a native french from France in the middle of some remote Québec village and they won’t understand squat.

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        I guess it does help to speak French when translating French /j

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          As someone who speaks neither French nor Spanish natively but somewhat broken, I very very often mix up “y” and “et”

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          Chokbar

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    “Like wiping your ass with silk.”

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    “alouette”

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      Je te plumerais

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        la grenouille mange le pomplemousse

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