Disney: we need you to start a star wars trilogy. The first movie should be an original, action packed movie A shot for shot remake of the original with a few mysteries to keep people interested. No, the answers to the mysteries don’t matter, no we don’t need to outline the trilogy, we’ll figure it out as we go along.
JarJar: I can make you an action packed movie. Stop! I can only cum so hard!
Actually, since the whole Star Wars ep 9 debacle, has he made anything? He has some executive producer credits. Maybe he learned his lesson and won’t insert random polarbears, err, force diads, in for no reason.
Disney: we need you to start a star wars trilogy. The first movie should be an original, action packed movie.
JarJar: I can make you an action packed movie!
Ftfy
Nah, Disney hasn’t asked for anything to be original in a decade or more.
Edit: four hours later and I just realized The Force Awakens is already about a decade old. 🙃
The problem is the-one-who-shall-not-be-named is that he is neither
He should have stayed on that island.
Actually, since the whole Star Wars ep 9 debacle, has he made anything? He has some executive producer credits. Maybe he learned his lesson and won’t insert random polarbears, err, force diads, in for no reason.