Are you my cousin?

In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.

People who work freelance and lose jobs when they miss a phone call.

Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.

They inject you with anaesthetic. So no, what you are feeling is not their ‘bite’.

I give them a fiver and ask them if they need anything else. Saying ‘they might buy something wrong’ is a slippery slope to ‘people shouldn’t get benefits because they might buy beer.’ And I have heard right wing politicians literally say the latter.

Giving money is much more beneficial than buying meals etc.

AI can do it - translator.

Example of Google lens fail:

The US needs to become unimportant.

‘Le’ works too.

My doctor has an Impfung-Eckle (vaccination corner) and a Laborbänkle (lab bench).

Southern Baden Württemberg: everything is followed by ‘li’.

Bailey Sarian takes the investigation bungled by police angle most of the time, but yeah, there is a lot of copaganda around.

Nope. But I do expect them to call out incompetence, misogyny, racism…

Watchmakers usually set all clocks to 10 past 10 because it looks like a smile.

Giving birth.

Trump wants to allow the production of CFCs again.

Have you tried quitting? Weed gets rid of my appetite and gives me anxiety.

This sounds like complete and utter bollocks.

Apulia.

Watch Time Ghost’s series on the Korean War.

Granny Smith apples taste like shampoo.