No

Do it for her

Correct!

Does she like to sing Tequila?

It’s partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.

Kiss my asphalt

Trick question, it’s from 2 episodes: US Presidential Election 2016 and US Presidential Election 2024.

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Correct!

It’s actually where Sideshow Bob runs against Mayor Quinby (or as Jimbo called him, Grimby).

When I was 17, I didn’t drink a really good beer, for I was a boring old biddy.

Correct!

And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.