Never raise an eyebrow without dropping the banhammer

I wanted to see how much lactose was in Monterey Jack, and this was the very first result on bing for:

monterey jack lactose per 10 grams

https://thekitchencommunity.org/the-nutritional-profile-of-monterey-jack-cheese/

It’s absolutely over. This is why every other search I make has “site:reddit.com” attached to it.

And no, the site didn’t tell me how much lactose there was per gram

He looks like the child Taron Egerton’s Eggsy and Scott Alexander