I cannot believe how quickly its transpired that people can’t pick up on very, very obvious sarcasm. I genuinely can’t.

The number of homeless children has increased by 50% n 6 months.

“We should grind them up and feed them to the Rottweilers guarding the multi-billionaire’s properties so they can save money on dog food and help create more jobs!”

“You WHAT?!!? These are CHILDREN!!”

the /s wasn’t a thing pre covid. I dont get it,

fair enough. I kinda think if you think all BR sounds the same that you might think all Iron Maiden or Nine Inch Nails or Primus or The Doors sound the same, but I do get what you mean.

There are actually two primary song writers, Greg Graffin and Brett Guerwitz, and the album splits are about 50/50. Most of my favorite songs tend to be Guerwitz tunes. If you dont dig the whole BR gestalt then its gonna get old even if I think the songs I listed are pretty radically different. Il do get what you’re saying, though.

They deeeefinitely don’t do a lot of promotion of Into the Unknown. The only release of it after the initial cassette and CD release in SoCal was a pressing they made for their box set of their entire catalogue.

Id actually be interested to see if you thought Graffin’s bluegrass solo stuff sounds “samey” also:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZziJnRdD4

It was not difficult to stand up to defend the world’s greatest punk band of all time (who’s lead singer has a Ph.D. and has taught Evolutionary Biology at UC Berkley (I think, somewhere in California)

YOOOOOOOO sorry but this is my all time favorite band and Ive gotta stick up for them. They have an unmistakable signature sound, yes, but not every song sounds the same like AC/DC par examplé as other people have rightly cited.

If you’d kindly take 2 mins to listen to a bit of the following songs I pulled off the top of my head and are still willing to say all their songs sound the same then I dont know what to say:

Here’s the standard kinda song you’re probably thinking about, You off of No Control:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PgiBpTtao

Then put on Struck a Nerve from Recipe for Hate:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-EXZkXWYA

Then Television from Stranger than Fiction:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-8hlEAJZdM

Then Turn Your Back on Me from Dissent of Man:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pqt38l_qTk

Then Faces of Grief from Age of Unreason:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpO7S29SgxQ

Thanks. For extra credit, they also had an album they kind of would everyone to forget about that was leaning into a kind of proggy sound, closer to The Who than their own sound if you want something thats way off in the wilderness:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_vHFs-Tz0

they will be ok in life

goooooo fuck yourself

this is the only explanation as to why he wouldnt say what the item is.

the “dents” part makes me think its a fleshlight instead of a full fuck doll, though.

contains ETOMIDATE, an ingredient in general anesthesia that blocks pain signals and makes you feel drowsy.

NLP doesnt work in any context at all

a town is planning a yuletide or similar celebration where they all pooled their resources to get an expensive icon. have them stake out the delivery and go into the town to steal the item, murdering anyone who resists

Yeah I dont know. I work in a field where I hear a lot of the details of people’s employment stories and if I can tell you one universal thing its that women need to be 5x better than a confident sounding man in order to be taken half as seriously.

never underestimate how much the world dislikes a woman who knows more than anything than they do

if you havent been paying attention closely enough to notice that american voters do not want a woman in the white house im not sure what to tell you

I like to call my finnish friend half russian so he turns bright red and starts throwing his arms around like a blind gorilla

the joke doesnt work anywhere cause its fuckin stupid. coke being short for coca-cola and cocaine is a gag kids learn to make when they’re 13 years old

I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely

thanks I was gonna type all that out 👌

I think Altered Beast also had a level on a tortiose’s back but I might be mis-remembering

imbecilic moron sounds a loooot like the kind of shit I would have said in middle school to sound edgy and smart

fuckin stupid

hm. Id see it differently. kill animal -> eat animal 👌

kill animal -> let its body rot in the refrigerator while my hungover ass orders thai food is the closest I get to calling something a sin. its a crime against ecology imo.

I get what youre saying though, I just definitely see it through a different lens