I visited a Buc-ee’s last year for the first time. Never again. It was an absolute fucking nightmare. Insanely crowded, kids running around everywhere, so large it was difficult to find the things I wanted.

I have just been driving for four hours. I’m taking a break. The last thing I want is to be in the worlds busiest shopping mall that takes a half hour to get gas and a cup of coffee.

Fuck Buc-ee’s. Give me a Love’s every time.

And the Springsteen version very clearly says deuce which means Manfred Mann had to deliberately change it.

I thought that Controversy by Prince was actually called Electric Pussy. Which, for Prince, actually tracks.

Maybe tmi but I was actually using my bidet when I saw this post and the water is going exactly where it’s supposed to.

Not a good karaoke choice though. I didn’t really realize how many words there are until it really gets going.

Ozzy makes breakfast

That had to be deliberate

That might explain why i hate them so much even though i love all other olives

Anything by Morrissey. The histrionics are annoying enough but I think he’s an objectively bad musician. He seems to just meander around with no discernable melody. Like, what are you even trying to do man? I’m pretty certain the actually catchy Smiths songs were written by someone else.

Runner up: Hold My Hand by Hootie and the Blowfish. If it comes on at a place of business I will immediately walk out of that business.

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Oh, come the fuck on

The baller move would be to take the seat directly behind him.