rockerface🇺🇦

This is why my work mailbox has a 2 minute delay before sending. Don’t leave these things to chance

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

He now has no thumbs. Good night.

Get in the line, buddy

Because their entire job likely is selling these kinds of “solutions” to people

brother-in-law

unmarried

Man’s been busy

Edit: now that I’m thinking, it might be that the main character married his sister or something, but still

This is a live action adaptation of that one episode of Monogatari series (if you know, you know)

I wouldn’t even call China communist, that’s giving their propaganda too much credit. At most it’s a dictatorship in a red trench coat

“critical”

Ah, they were calling the .ml OP out on the spelling of Kyiv. Based of them

Wouldn’t be surprised to see a road like that in Ukraine, too. Especially in older towns that haven’t renovated the infrastructure

This is just normal parking

Panic attack? No-no, with me it’s a panic battle

Any monsters can be delicious. It depends on how you’re cooking them.

>Game’s called Dark Souls
>All souls are white

bro is locked up but not locked in

Trump just follows whoever played golf with him last, methinks

Great, now I hear both of them in stereo

This joke is a bit ham-fisted, I have to say

I too think scars on my face would make me look more attractive