For this you could have a timer on the thing you set when you start it up and can then walk away from. You don’t need the damn net to have a clock in the appliance.

Same. The principal and vice principals at the last high school I attended were also the football coaches. Going to them about how the jocks were kicking the shit out of me for being too nerdy and queer for their tastes got me that same “just keep a lower profile” bullshit from the highest authority figures in that dump.

Yes, Popeye will eat his spinach and rescue her.

Unfortunately, the main person behind Kingdom of Loathing is an abuser.

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An easy way to tell whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.