People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Steeled Hams

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

Happy Gregster!

Good news, this is actually 05+

I’m afraid I just federated myself

HÄNGEBAUCHSCHWEIN HAT DREI H

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

*“no, this is patrick”

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris