Are you suggesting that he’s been playing golf for the past 3 days, or that he’s dead and buried next to his ex-wife?

This is good advice in general

If they make the wall black, won’t ICE try to deport it?

It’s definitely not as straightforward as it’s made out to be

There’s no Canadian English either. American English is the only language I see on this bag.

Speaking out about Gaza is a necessary condition. That doesn’t imply that it’s a sufficient condition.

I think it’s called a frunk