Heh heh, doing his bedding. I bet he is.

FFS Elon just release the damn thing if you have it before you’re (tragically) unalived.

Or almost anywhere in the civilized world.

The older you are when you begin trying to learn a foreign language the harder it is. Like almost everything, actually.

That holster is reserved for Putin.

The one that they’re still trying to make a believable deepfake of him hanging himself.

Go into soul crushing debt.

Given enough time on the planet eventually he’ll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

Let them burn.

Maybe. Maybe it would just benefit you on Motorhead Karaoke night.

Sounds awesome

I at least gotta give him credit for going out with first responders as part of the searches. Cruz has probably booked a last minute trip to Disneyland or something.

C’mon he doesn’t look that bad for a mother of seven.