That’s clearly a dachosaurus. 12/10.

All anus is edible if you’re into that.

Me: Mom, can we get a Ferrari?

Mom: No, we have Ferrari at home

Ferrari at home:

“Let them stop eating cake!”

Yeah, there’s a reason GenXers are generally known to be cynical.

Why is this headline so fucking stupid?

Yes. It’s the same few people ruining everything else. I’ll give you a hint: it starts with “b” and ends with “illionaires”.

If you think punching Nazis is woke, what do you think that makes you?

How could someone with such an unappetizing username post such a delicious looking pizza?

Try anything. Or nothing. Both work.

Get in the back seat.

I’m not sure, I never heard anything. Though considering what happened to Epstein, I imagine they might have preferred to stay out of the spotlight.

You know whose lives I’m concerned about? The children whom these monsters raped. Does anyone care that their lives were destroyed?

If you choose to rape children, don’t complain that your life is “destroyed” just because you have to face consequences. You did this to yourself and deserve every consequence you receive.

Most people have an idyllic view of certain childhood years, usually around the ages 5 to 10 or so. It’s before you start to understand just how broken the world is, and your worldview gets more complex and nuanced.

Many people wrongly assume that the world really was simpler when they were that age. The truth is, the world was just as messed up–they were just blissfully unaware.

Next time your dad complains, remind him that we still have milkshakes and racism.

Superman punches Nazis. This isn’t new.

“To be fair, some of the characters started running the cables underground in those populated areas.”

“Oh, that makes sense. So they probably have those marked and don’t have to worry about them?”

“Mostly. They don’t actually mark them, and most characters don’t know where they are. If they need to dig, they have to find them each time. Sometimes they forget to find them first.”

It’s most notable when someone on the right says something like, “Well what if Biden is in the Epstein files, should he be investigated?” and I say yes, and they’re super surprised and don’t know what to do with it. The idea that someone might not have infinite loyalty to one particular politician is crazy to them.

The idea that someone might have infinite loyalty to any politician seems crazy to me, but there it is.

If your current device supports LineageOS, you can install that. I’ve got no traces of Gemini on my Pixel 7, even with “gapps” installed.

Look, trans folks know more about crossing over than most of us. What’s the problem here?

“Turbo Fladry” would make an excellent prog rock band name.