‘bone petite’ these people aren’t REAL

…a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important

Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

i’ve literally never seen ‘systemctrl’? it’s always ctl for the command-line utilities

was this meant to be reassuring ;-;

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double ‘fuck myself and everyone else’ combo

yet another yogurt

…oh. ok i’m never ordering ice in anything again

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.

I’m an idiot, the image was broken so I opened it in a new tab and was extremely confused as to why I was being ‘blocked’ even with a vpn active

woah cool :0

hard cycling will yes - power requires thicc muscles, so interval training etc. is very good at growing your legs

oh yeah, aren’t mitochondria kind of their own thing that just happened to end up inside other organisms?

literally cracked

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

pls stop speaking

meanwhile my legs get enough dark hair to look icky and horrible literally a week after shaving them completely smooth :(