Mayor Poopington

Its you! You’re the one who ate all my edibles!

1. Be attractive.
2. Don’t be unattractive.

If that fails, try being filthy rich.

It’s a strange song

Adelsons own a ton of stuff in Vegas and they donate heavily to Republicans. The drop in traffic is definitely going to affect her business.

Being depressed and having money sounds so fuckin nice tho

That and they got sued a few years back. Now they don’t want to be held legally responsible for their payments.

The weird as fuck reason is steam would no longer be able to take payments through MC or visa. That’s an insane loss of revenue. Valve would have to pay a third party to take payments.

You’re excited now, but just you wait until I finish unununununium!

I was hoping for a snarky response to this q and you guys fuckin nailed it

Anything’s an elephant tranquilizer if you use enough of it

Driving straight south will be tricky as all of the major roads have turns at some point. Make sure you have a vehicle that can handle well off road.

Only the purest of cocaine

Definitely a Killinator, I’ve seen some of those Chinese videos

Probably should have built the whole sub, too. That one open side is going to let in a lot of water

Do you work with the Killinator 7000?

Plus once you get enough dents it actually goes faster, much like a golf ball.

“Were still working on the human transmission of bird flu. We have a few things to figure out but I think we almost got it!”

There’s a part of me that wants to respond “I’m glad you asked! Right now we’re working on making cancer as contagious as tuberculosis!”

You also may have my 30+ yo sister