Do you jump up and down after each bite?

Also, no breakfast in bed?

Sharing is caring

Mayo is ass. How do you deal with it? Plenty of shit white sauces imo.

But your mom says my nut sauce is the best.

Yes please. Also what’s the emergency phone number that I should dial?

Everyone hated clippy. But now loves the nostalgia.

If I know anything from my time in the Army, everyone just went over to the next hill and continued rolling around in the contaminated uniform.

What would they do if everyone on a given boat just straight up died from the plague?

Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible

What’s with all the testicular torsion memes

Why is Israel a squid?

I guess then you can just watch us.

Ideal politician tbh. Charismatic and engages the people he represents. Defers to, and it’s his support behind this that are more competent in their subject matter.

So we can just chew millipedes and skip big pharma?

Irl pve

Meh. I’ll own my mistake. Silly autocorrect

If the hole doesn’t go through, it is only a pocket, typographically identical to a plate.

That explains why people have been hostile to me by default even though I presented a balanced front (in my eyes)

Two pointy sticks

What’s the difference between instances? I was under the impression there was no functional difference?

I think it would be conceivable to have meat come from living animals, especially if they are GMO’ed with the feel-no-pain gene.